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Old Maid Redneck by ATLbladerunner Old Maid Redneck by ATLbladerunner
I had so much fun doing the chupacabra card for :iconsmifink:'s card game I decided to do another one! And what could be more terrifying than a redneck! Notice the muddy feet, pet opossum and "trucker's tan", which is not the same as a farmer's tan. A farmer's tan is on both arms and the neck, while the trucker tan is only only the left arm (or right arm if you live in a country where the steering wheels are on the right) because that's the only part that's hanging out of the window!

If you wanna contribute to the game, contact :iconsmifink: to see what you need to do.
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:iconnauticca:
nauticca Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL THAT RAT!!
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Professional General Artist
;)
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:iconrandyhand:
RandyHand Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
I do like the mullet too...
I think that particular one is called the Kentucky Waterfall...
Great work man!
Take care
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
LOL! That's my favorite one! Business in the front, party in the back!
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:iconrandyhand:
RandyHand Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
Ohhh yeah....
spit *ting*
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:iconblood-stained-hands:
blood-stained-hands Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
lmfao! possem bite! awesome!
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
They're ornery, alright! Thanks for the fave BSH!
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:iconblood-stained-hands:
blood-stained-hands Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional General Artist
they'll savage your knees?
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional General Artist
Oh indeed. Thankfully they're too low to the ground to get to your junk though. :)
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:iconblood-stained-hands:
blood-stained-hands Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional General Artist
they could always climb up your pant leg!
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Professional General Artist
true, but luckily they're also kinda lazy. ;)
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:iconblood-stained-hands:
blood-stained-hands Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Professional General Artist
you could train one as an attack pet! say the magic word and your enemy will have some pretty nasty bites on there balls(or lady garden)!
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Professional General Artist
tee hee! Lady garden!
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fragmeister Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Professional Filmographer
The bottom left really made this look like a Triple Triad card from FF8 which my fella has been playin'. Absolutely love the possum bite. XD Rawr :)
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Davy-Art Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
I love that second hand smoke is an attack. Wicked.
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
I thought that was a good one too!
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:icongefnir:
Gefnir Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
His gonna do something to his daughter that she wont remember about until shes 40
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
If he's not doing it right she'll never forget it. ;)
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:icongefnir:
Gefnir Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
And then get a movie made about them on the true movie channel.
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:lmao: That's great!
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks Emp!
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:iconsteffenw:
steffenw Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
haha! brilliant details :D
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
thanks man!
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sweetlygrotesque Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Professional General Artist
Nice, he's 13 too, very unlucky...
The feet are just too good.

Thanks for the mention on the Chupacabra, I'll be lookin' into it.
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
I was gonna put flip flops on him, but everyone knows real men don't wear flip flops. ;)
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:iconitchyscratchy:
Itchyscratchy Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Nice, gonna do more?
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Nah, this is probably it. Although I may have to make a whole deck of my own. :)
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:iconbroken-lantern:
Broken-Lantern Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
Reminds me of home.
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Yeah, me too. :)
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:iconimyst:
IMyst Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
I like it - a LOT!

Okay dammit, A WHOLE DAMN LOT!!!

But as GREAT as "The (NUCLEAR?) Possum Bite" IS - where is that "edgy" sense of reality: The "PARTIALLY EXPOSED HAIRY BUTT CRACK" ATTACK???

We're DEPENDIN' ON YA, MAN!!!



P.S. THANKS FOR REMINDIN' ME! My advanced spinal stenosis is rapidly cripplin/paralyzing me, so I bought a K-E-W-L, 4 WHEEL HEAVY DUTY "MOBILITY CART" ON EBAY. It has CRUISE CONTROL(!) and actually goes up to eight MPH (and I suspect MUCH MORE coz it actually "G FORCES" me back significantly in the seat when I accelerate!)

This pic REMINDED ME that I need to get some of the *SONIC DEER WARNING WHISTLES* to put on it.

Yer muh HERO, bubba!!! STAY WITH THE INSANITY. IT'S WORKIN' OUT WELL FOR YA!

- Myst
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:iconatlbladerunner:
ATLbladerunner Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks man, glad you dig it!

Don't forget some baseball cards to put in the spokes of your mobility cart!
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